Are you FRIKKIN kidding me? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!?! How dare that jerkface NOT show up when he said he would? I mean, I looked AMAZING. How hard would it have been to just text and say “I’m sorry, I got held up, I’ll see you at the event” rather than “c u thr”
What the hell does that mean? Where the hell is “THERE” asshat?! And you left me sitting alone at a BAR with my stupid boss and his stupid creepy friends and I’m SO MAD and SAD and hurt and rejected . And I hate feeling rejected!!! You know the only person who has asked me out on a date is a morbidly obese man who has several sex fetishes, smokes and drinks a lot and lives in his mom’s basement. Yeah, let me hop on THAT train.
It’s SO UNFAIR!!! All I want to do is eat cookies and drink lots of beer.
(gasping for air)
Oh I so needed to get that off my chest. I had no idea how much it really bothered me. I mean, I’m glad I’m trying to be mature and not let people bother me so much, but sometimes I just need to say an asshat is an asshat before moving on, y’know?
Cookie, anyone?
Bruce H.
/ December 10, 2011Wow … even I feel better now and … I think I’ll get a cookie too.
missmccracken
/ December 10, 2011skybluestateofmind
/ December 11, 2011You definitely should not tolerate asshats like him. NEXT!
missmccracken
/ December 12, 2011I totally agree!
S. Le
/ December 12, 2011What a stupid prat!
I’ll have a cookie as well.
missmccracken
/ December 12, 2011Here you go! (passing imaginary cookies..0 calories!)
Mel Heth
/ December 13, 2011I’m a huge fan of the faux rant letter – the one you never send. Totally therapeutic. I hope you’re feeling better!
missmccracken
/ December 14, 2011I felt so much better as soon as I wrote the darn thing. Like a hippo had been lifted off my shoulders
justagirl15
/ December 14, 2011What a douche.
missmccracken
/ December 14, 2011Pretty much.